“When you re-read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before.” ~Clifton Fadiman
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Concerning beginnings. And sometimes hobbits.
“When you re-read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before.” ~Clifton Fadiman
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Using school as a learning tool, go figure.
Nezbee Diggle the Hobbit Minstrel
My name is Nezbee Diggle. I was born in the shire fifty years ago to Willow and Pronto Diggle. I grew up in Frogmorton, a little hobbit town to the east of the bigger Hobbiton. I remember having to walk to Hobbiton to go to school because Frogmorton wasn’t large enough to have one of its own. I had a wonderful childhood. Both of my parents were very understanding, even when I was brought home by one of the bounders for setting off fireworks in the Tookville inn. This sort of thing happened often, and every time they showed me stern love and compassion. Bounders are kind of like hobbit police officers, except they tend to run away from trouble more than towards it. This was one of the reasons why I gladly stepped forward much later when a call was made for brave adventurers to defend the Shire.
Hobbiton might have been larger than Frogmorton, but that only meant that there was more trouble to get into. I spent most of my traditional childhood school years in trouble. It wasn’t until much later, at the age of twenty that I began to take my schooling seriously. After I answered the call for defenders of the Shire, I realized that I needed a great deal of training. I had never been in a battle, but I had always been good at making music. It was at this point that I became a fully fledged Minstrel, with much training of course. For my instrument I could choose between: The drum, lute, clarinet, flute, theorbo, horn, bagpipe, and harp. I chose a beautiful harp and named it Silmaril.
It was at this point that I felt confident in my abilities to defend the Shire and to protect my friends in battle. With trusty Silmaril always in tune, I could boost the morale of my battle companions and give them enough fervor to push through any trouble we may have gotten ourselves into. Or that I may have gotten us into. In training I had learned to do damage with my anthems and my calls to war. I had also learned to give moral support to my friends and fellows with my songs, and to aid my companions with ballads during conflict. I felt better than ever, even during the darkest times and through the most hopeless situations. This had been my calling. I was a Minstrel.
As I said before, my parents are Willow and Pronto Diggle. They still live in Frogmorton, happy in the knowledge that their home and the Shire are safe once more. They are also excited that I have met someone, a dwarf. I know that sounds odd, but he is a wonderful person. He protects me, he pampers me, he makes me feel like I am the most important thing in his world, and he’s taller than me. His name is Drayvyn, and I am a better hobbit for our blooming relationship. We are planning to be married in the spring at the famous party tree in Hobbiton. Of course no family would be complete without the mention of our animal companions. My pony, Mango, is fearless and quick on his feet. Were it not for him, I probably wouldn’t have lived long enough to meet my dwarf.
My life currently consists of my adventures helping the people of Bree-Land. I have made many new friends and companions during the last few years and so, have joined a kinship. A kinship is a group of travelers and adventurers who have similar goals in mind. Or goal is to make our world a safer place. Of course I have my down time. I own a little hobbit hole of my own in the neighborhood of Stoopnotch. Drayvyn comes to visit me often, and we spend much of our time, telling stories by the fire, smoking pipe weed and fishing. Over the years, I and my companions have conquered many evils, including: Brigand leader Sharkey, Amdir the Ring Wraith, Witherbark the walking talking tree of evil and a huge bear that was terrorizing the people of Bree-Land. He is now stuffed and serving as a very large deterrent to thieves in my living room.